I found the following on Facebook. This is from Graphospasm on DeviantArt.

Here are my answers…

1. Yes.

2. I do have a real job. Do you?

3. Only if you do it poorly.

4. Because the stock market crashed my 401(k), I have no plans to retire, even after I die. So, I better write now.

5. Yes.

6. Yes, have you?

7. Sure, the next time I need a character who asks annoying questions.

8. Good. Why don’t you write your own book and use it?

9. No. You’re thinking of politicians or product marketers.

10. It’s about a book that sells in a bookstore where people can buy and read it.