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2010 Parody: Playing Farmville

Time again for me to write a year-end parody. Here’s my taken on 2010…

Playing Farmville

(To the tune of “Because I Got High” by Afroman)

I would stop the sea from turning black, but I was playing Farmville.
But I wanted to have my life back, because I was playing Farmville.
Now I lost my oil well and cannot drill. (Hey, hey!)
Cause I was playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville.
La, la, la, la, la, la.

I was gonna keep LeBron, but I was playing Farmville.
I had the Rock And Roll Museum to pawn, but I was playing Farmville.
Now that guy Dan Gilbert has looks that can kill. (Hey, hey!)
Cause I was playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville.
La, la, la, la, la, la.

I was gonna get those miners out of the cave, but I was playing Farmville.
I’d dig a hole, and they would be saved, but I was playing Farmville.
Good thing those Chileans were the ones with the skill. (CHI! LE!)
Cause I was playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville.
La, la, la, la, la, la.

I would take an airplane trip far away, but I was playing Farmville.
Get my junk touched by the TSA, but I was playing Farmville.
Now, I have to borrow Christine’s broomstick to fly to Louisville. (Hey, hey!)
Cause I was playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville.
La, la, la, la, la, la.

I was gonna have a party with tea, but I was playing Farmville.
And help John and Steve restore sanity, but I was playing Farmville.
Now the Washington Mall has nothing to fill. (Why man?)
Cause they’re all playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville.
La, la, la, la, la, la.

I was gonna cast my vote to legalize pot, but I was playing Farmville.
Cause my friends like to smoke it a lot while they’re playing Farmville.
Now we hope Governor Brown writes up a new bill. (Hey, hey!)
So they can get high on Farmville,
High on Farmville,
High on Farmville.
La, la, la, la, la, la.
(He does too, man.)

I was gonna read WikiLeaks, but I was playing Farmville.
And watch Will and Sue with the Gleeks, but I was playing Farmville.
But seeing Palins mug for the camera really makes me ill. (Hey, hey!)
So I’m playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville.
La, la, la, la, la, la.

I was gonna shovel off the Metrodome, but I was playing Farmville.
Cause the Vikings had a game at home, and Brett was playing Farmville.
If they move to L.A. next season, you know who fans will kill. (Hey, hey!)
Cause I was playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville.
La, la, la, la, la, la.

The Dodgers lost because of McCourts while I was playing Farmville,
And Cody went to Williamsport while I was playing Farmville.
Shirley my name won’t be on Leslie Nielsen’s will. (Boo hoo!)
So, I’ll keep playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville.
La, la, la, la, la, la.

Farmville made me let a whole year pass by.
Lindsay Lohan missed it too, because she got high.
To think two thousand ten could have been such a thrill. (Hey, hey!)
But I was playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville,
Playing Farmville.
La, la, la, la, la, la.

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