Offline Gear

If you love Offline, you'll love the great gear available for it. Here is what you can get.


Enjoy your favorite hot beverage in an Offline mug with a quote from the book, "I need coffee to deal with this, and I'm not getting decaf."

The mug is available in 11 and 15 ounce sizes, and it is dishwasher and microwave safe.


Want something to wear? Try this Offline golf shirt with Bartleby's favorite saying. It also makes a great gift for the Melville fans you know.

The shirt is made of 100% smooth jersey preshrunk cotton, and is available in sizes S through XXL.

How to Order

To get your Offline Gear, order from CafePress at:

Look for more Offline Gear items soon.