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The Angel in the Christmas Play (2007 Version)by Matthew Arnold Stern Three years ago, I wrote a parody of a popular Christmas song to describe celebrity screw ups. This year, we have a bumper crop of misbehaving in the media. So, here's another parody. (You can watch the original song on YouTube.) Michael Vick:I'm a football star with a few regrets About the way I like to play with pets. Falcons fans want me neutered and spayed. I'm the angel in the Christmas play. Britney Spears: Went to rehab for an hour or two, Then I shaved my head and got a new tattoo. K-Fed's gonna take my kids away. I'm the angel in the Christmas play. I sleepwalked through the VMAs.Amy Winehouse: I'm a tattooed freak who likes to take to heart, About how life's imitating art. Senator Larry Craig: I flirt with guys, but don't call me gay. I'm the angel in the Christmas play. Vanessa Hudgens: I took nudie pics for my Zac to view For it's the "Start of Something New." Hope Disney won't take my part away, I'm the angel in the Christmas play. Paris Hilton:Attorney General Michael Mukasey: Waterboarding's like taking a bath. O.J. Simpson: I stole that stuff to give Fred Goldman half. Scooter Libby: I gave that spy's identity away, I'm the angel in the Christmas play. Barry Bonds: I hit home runs and beat Hammerin' Hank, And I have Balco Labs to thank. Mitt Romney: Stephen Colbert:All: 2007 was a crazy year. Lindsay Lohan: I think I'll have another beer. Hillary Rodham Clinton: But next year is when I'll have my way. All: We're the angels in the Christmas play. We're the angels in the Christmas play. More Humor |
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